NOT RESOLUTIONS
**Purchase a purple zip up hoodie.
Reason: I love purple. Why do I not have one already?
**Start watching Breaking Bad and Dexter on Netflix.
Reason: I think I’m just supposed to so I can be accepted by society.
**Learn how to sew/crochet.
Reason: No. Never mind. I’m already bored with thinking about it.
Seriously though who wouldn’t want to be able to make this…
Cozy: Like a boss.
**Try to control the actions of others more…wait, I mean relax when people don’t do what I know is best, and work myself up to an anxious ninth level of hell state. Plus, not to get anxious in general…about everything.