Things I Should Do In 2014

NOT RESOLUTIONS

 

1. Purchase a purple zip up hoodie.

Reason: I love purple. Why do I not have one already?

2. Stop watching the VH1 reality show Mob Wives.

Reason: By the end of every episode I have an overwhelming urge to get angry over nothing and punch someone in the face. And to pace around screaming, “You don’t know me! Don’t come at me like that! I will end you!” My husband has grown quite tired of my behavior.

http://www.vh1.com/video/misc/990659/renee-lashes-out-at-natalie.jhtml#id=1719599

3. Finish The Hunger Games Trilogy.

Reason: Duh

4. Start watching Breaking Bad and Dexter on Netflix.

Reason: I think I’m just supposed to so I can be accepted by society.

5. Learn how to sew/crochet.

Reason: No. Never mind. I’m already bored with thinking about it.

Seriously though who wouldn’t want to be able to make this…

Cozy: Like a boss.

6. Try to control the actions of others more (stupid people)…wait, I mean relax when people don’t do what I know is best, and work myself up to an anxious ninth level of hell state. Plus, not to get anxious in general…about everything. 

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