They’re walking all over my house like they own it, and I’ve about had it! The worst part is I’ve caught them in my bedroom going through my private things, and damn near taking off with a picture of my kid. I’m losing sleep, and I’m at the end of my rope. They are the nastiest house … Continue reading »
WTF Sad But True Photos OR How I Wasted My Saturday Morning #2
I couldn’t help but waste another Saturday morning skimming the internet for humorous, and absurd pictures. I think most of us are guilty of this, myself included. Phone calls, real birthday cards, you have to put a stamp on, or even typing out a real email…YUCK! I don’t even think I have another soul’s physical address. … Continue reading »
Adventures With My BFF The Whore
“Trina, we’re walking over blood.” “Yeah, I know, just don’t think about it.” Here we are, a 180 pound, 15-year-old white girl, (me) and a 200 pound, 15-year-old, black girl, walking deep in the heart of a bad neighborhood at midnight. Luckily, back in 1993 I could sometimes pass for a pale mexican, with dark … Continue reading »
WTF Photos That Can’t Be Real, Or How I Wasted A Saturday Morning
This morning I wasted a bit of time skimming through pictures on the glorious internet. I came across cute, funny, and some serious WHAT THE FUCK pictures. If these photos are 100% real may baby Jesus have sweet mercy on humanity. Captions are my own, photos are not. Did his wife say if he didn’t … Continue reading »
Extraordinary Quote #3
Twat Tales
When you’ve taken an $8.99 pregnancy test from Target or the one from a Ninety-Nine Cents Store (Which I have bought and used before) and it comes out positive, your next step is to get it professionally done. By, like, you know, experts in the field of pregnant humans. Since I didn’t have any medical … Continue reading »
Maniacal Musings
– A flexing anus in my face. Nails trying to claw my eyes out. The dogs. They are the only alarm clock I need. – No matter how many times I look up the word “necessary” I cannot retain its correct spelling. Spellcheck just fixed it, again. My brain is holding some sort of grudge … Continue reading »
Confessions Of A Maniacal Girl With A Good Heart
1. Dear any and all future grocery line participants, Stop finding it necessary to be assholes. Why do you have an urge to make comments about a strangers purchases. If you’re standing behind someone in line only use your god given brain to think of ways to not be a douchebag. Please control your uncivilized ways, and refrain … Continue reading »
I’m Sorry You Didn’t Find What You Were Looking For, You Sick Bastard
I have seen some odd search engine terms that led people to my site. However, today the search engine section violated my eyes, and my brain. Apparently, a certain individual woke up this morning, powered up the internets, and googled, or binged, or whatever, these words ‘I got my pussy fucked when I was high … Continue reading »
Girl, You So Crazy: Home Remedies, Food Substitutes, & Recipes part 2
Let’s dive right in. Home Remedies: When My Kiddie Is Sick It’s Ginger Root Time For years now, not only when I’m sick, but whenever I can work it into my busy day, I try to ingest a piece of raw ginger root. You can find this in the produce aisle of your local grocery … Continue reading »
Girl, You So Crazy: Home Remedies, Food Substitutes, & Recipes
I have been thinking about starting another blog completely different from this one. It would include more of the wife and mommy world. Things like home remedies, food substitutions (good and bad), and recipes. Yeah, all that stuff in the title. But I won’t. I wouldn’t be able to give a second blog enough attention, … Continue reading »
The Writer
I found this picture and had to share. So funny because sometimes it’s so true.
